Charity Junked

I forgot to mention that, due to what I believe are called "factors", there will be no more Charity Junk. it's been short-lived fun.

I'm glad, however, that it was enjoyed!

Hooray!

After the most significant dry spell since someone put an R between a D and a Y, here is classic charity junk. To whit, a shoddy product with a lame and fairly incongruous pun attached. Perhaps they are implying that use of this can make you as attractive as the stars of television's Buffy The Vampire Slayer such as Sarah Michelle Gellar, Marc Blucas and Vincent Schiavelli (as he is today).

Oops

Dang - I did an upload here, but the image has glitched up a storm on my phone and is, in fact, knackered. Sorry!

While I'm here, allow me to apologise for the lack of updates. Charity Junk is, obviously, reliant on the junk aspect and sometimes people just don't donate completely stupid rubbish. So please do bear with me.

Mama Used To Say...

"Junior, you look bloody stupid. Just stop it."

Corset lampshade

If you're a very lonely man in a small room and want to reduce glare from your lightbulb and dream of slender female company at the same time, this is the item for you.

The Reason for the Phrase "Oy Veh"

Pay particular attention to the dude at the back.

Off Topic: Seen in Starbucks

Villiers Street, London.

"Cat Montage Tile"

Apparently from the gift shop of The British Museum, this catfest is clearly designed to be used as a coaster, but it's still tempting to buy a load and decorate your bedroom with it and settle down to experience the kinds of nightmares that must have plagued Louis Wain.

Twelve Entire Inches of Pavarotti...

1. Fuel My Fire
2. Wichita Lineman
3. Welcome to the Jungle
4. I Don't Know How to Love Him
5. Take on Me
6. Disco 2000
7. No Woman No Cry
8. This is Hip
9. Village Green Preservation Society
10. Mill Hill Self-Hate Club
11. Pass the Dutchie
12. The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

@Glinner themed Black Books special

If my day goes badly I'll try to swallow it with some Chunky Soup.